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英文小笑话小故事篇1
责怪
As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for herbill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."
我带着小狗等在兽医的侯诊室里，一位妇女和她的英国种牧羊狗从诊室里走出来。当主人在问诊费时，小构乖乖地坐在一边。当主人被告知诊资是80元时，那妇女低头看自己的小狗说:“你听到了吧，得去找份工作了。”
英文小笑话小故事篇2
责怪
As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for herbill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."
我带着小狗等在兽医的侯诊室里，一位妇女和她的英国种牧羊狗从诊室里走出来。当主人在问诊费时，小构乖乖地坐在一边。当主人被告知诊资是80元时，那妇女低头看自己的小狗说:“你听到了吧，得去找份工作了。”
英文小笑话小故事篇3
急转弯儿
A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in a towel and puffing on a cigar. "May I help youy"heasked."No，thanks,"she answered calmly. "I'm just looking for the non-smoking section."
在我们乡村俱乐部里有位女客人，她拐错了弯儿，发现自己走进了男子更衣室。碰巧撞到一个很壮实的男人。他裹着一条浴巾在抽雪茄.“我能为您效劳吗?”他问.“不，谢谢，”她平静地回答。“我是在找一个无人抽烟的地方。”
英文小笑话小故事篇4
坐在乘客席上
I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces. One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with great embarrassment，pulled forward and back severaltimes.
对于我来说，在车头对车头的停车场停放我那辆大旅行车是件非常困难的事。一次，我竭力地停放着我的车，前进、后退反复了几次才把车停好。这事弄得我好不尴尬。
As I stepped out，a man standing beside the vehicle next to me remarked，"If I couldn't park better than that, I would take a taxi. "Then he got into the passenger's seat of his car and，withhis wife at the wheel, rode off."
当我从车里出来时，看见一个男人站在我的车旁边，他毫不客气地说:“我要是有这样糟的技术，就干脆坐出租。”说完他上了车坐在了客人席上，由他的妻子握着方向盘，把车开走了。
