笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。小编整理了英语小笑话故事加翻译，欢迎阅读!
英语小笑话故事加翻译篇一
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater母校，校歌 . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particularvice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。
英语小笑话故事加翻译篇二
nurse: how do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎样?
patient: quite alright, only i can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
nurse: no wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
英语小笑话故事加翻译篇三
a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。
"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。”
"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
“是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”
英语小笑话故事加翻译篇四
two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eatyour own sandwiches here!"
两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”
the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。
